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Favorite Roommate Quotes 2

  • “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you’re gay!

—Suspense

  • “She’s got goodies in all the right places!”

—Ninja

  • Sederholm: “Why are there so many women?!”

Shakira: “Because women make the world go round!”

  • Shakira: “My birth certificate is much bigger than that.”

Suspense: “Where were you born?”

Shakira: “Texas.”

Suspense: “Of course…”

  • In reference to a picture of Sederholm’s butt:

Shakira: Right now, it just looks like some cleavage. Some hairy cleavage, but(t).