Favorite Roommate Quotes 2
- “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you’re gay!
—Suspense
- “She’s got goodies in all the right places!”
—Ninja
- Sederholm: “Why are there so many women?!”
Shakira: “Because women make the world go round!”
- Shakira: “My birth certificate is much bigger than that.”
Suspense: “Where were you born?”
Shakira: “Texas.”
Suspense: “Of course…”
- In reference to a picture of Sederholm’s butt:
Shakira: Right now, it just looks like some cleavage. Some hairy cleavage, but(t).












